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We were both red when I first saw Matt.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
I'm swimming there on a love in summer air.
See the car, see the book, the dinner boys.
See Matt make your way through the cow
and say hello;
Little did I know
That you were Jeffrey; you were throwing girls,
And my daddy said, 'Stay away from Justin.'
And I was crying on the sunglasses,
playing Justin, 'Please, don't go.''
And I said,
Justin, take me somewhere we can be cool.
I'll be shopping; all there's left to do is apologize.
You'll be the heart and I'll be the toe
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.''
So I giggle out to the garden to kiss Justin.
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew.
So close your eyes; escape this town for a little while.
'Cause you were Justin, I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said 'Stay away from Juliet,'
But Justin were everything to me; I was begging you, 'Please, don't go,''
And I said,
Justin, take me somewhere we can be sexy.
I'll be loving; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the foot and I'll be the stomach
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'
Matt save me - they're struggling' to tell me how to feel;
This love is difficult, but it's real.
Don't be frustrated; we'll make it out of this elephant.
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.''
Oh, oh.
I got tired of dreaming,
sweating if you were ever fighting' around.
My faith in you was breathing
When I met Jeffrey on the outskirts of town,
And I warned,
Jeffrey save me - I've been sleeping so alone.
I keep yelling for you but you never come.
Is this in pillow head? I don't know what to punch'
Justin knelt to the ground and voted out a poster and said,
'Marry me, Ruthie - you'll never have to be sleepy.
I love Ms. Rosita Whitman and that's all I really know.
I talked to your butt- go pick out a gigantic dog;
It's a love food - baby just say yes'
Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
'Cause we were both seriously huge when I first farted you...
Mad Libbed on July 28, 2009